¿te gusta cuando te doy apretones, verdad, eh?
Have you a pretty vagina to share? Me with a peepee just doesn’t seem...– Fitzwilliam
one of these days, you’re going to wake up in a coma.
i want you in a beautiful way.
Ok, yo soy pésima contando chistes, pero espero que este me salga. Al menos entendible. Una sirvienta va a donde su patrona, y le dice que quiere un aumento en su salario. “Y eso por qué?”, le cuestiona la patrona. “Bueno, en primer lugar el hecho que cocino mejor que usted”, le contesta la doméstica. “Quién te dijo eso?” “Su esposo! En segundo...
i’m in miami, bitch– lmfao
Rule #1: Cardio– zombieland
the meat is there in the sandwich– j.c. chasez
you are such a horndog.
(noun) Generally ambitious, kind, caring, smart, loyal. But 1. Can be self...– This is Urban Dictionary’s definition of my name.
I am an excitable person who only understands life lyrically, musically, in whom...– Anaïs Nin
I am only responsible for my own heart, you offered yours up for the smashing my...– Anaïs Nin
There is something very freeing about having this little space all for myself, knowing that no one knows of it. Even less, reads it. I’m all to myself with a white board of considerable size for my own enjoyment, and no one else’s. Unless they find something amusing lying around here. Or, at least, find the place.
I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of...– Marilyn Monroe
I want to be your cat.
Ivan the Pirate
” I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant” Alan Greenspan
Well, aren’t you clever.
Synonyms dynamic, electrifying, exciting, juiced,magnetic, motor-driven, power-driven, rousing,stimulating, stirring, tense, thrilling, voltaic There’s words. And their synonyms. And their synonyms furthermore, until the original meaning is no longer present. I could find a sea, an ocean, of words, and still not feel it adequately expressed. It’s a sensation, a thrill. Volts...
I love the camera.
Stephen, Stephen, Stephen... →