It has always been my belief that people who spend too much time with my work end up as lost souls, drained of reason, who lead lives of raving emptiness and occasional lunatic violence. What a relief it is to see this documented.
Lemony Snicket responds to Lauren Conrad’s craft video about making a pretty storage box by cutting off the front and back cover (of A Series of Unfortunate Events, nonetheless), and then proceeding to cut off every single page of the book, for the sole reason of using the spine as a decoration to glue on the storage box…
Lauren Conrad destroys books; Lemony Snicket responds.